like for dude named michael reblog for boy toy named troy

mercedesbenzodiazepine:

I hate when you’re like “fuck it’s so hot” and someone’s like “well why don’t you take your jacket off?” Like bitch no…this is my outfit

not-angelina:

kusobabe:

the photoset looked so much better anyway smh

i thought these were paintings

aidn:

i bet if police dogs knew the police were racist they would quit

thegrassthathidestheviper:

adamusprime:

What if you got the power to talk to animals but it turned out that animals are all aggressively Christian and keep trying to get you to come to youth group

slapmytitties:

These three emojis pretty much sums up how I feel all the time tbh

slapmytitties:

These three emojis pretty much sums up how I feel all the time tbh

judymartn:

When people complain about how much screen time Jessica Lange gets on American Horror Story.

cramp:

loathingbitch:

cramp:

i like to live life on the edge

maybe you should jump

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@onedirection: #SaturdaysAreMadeFor… 

@onedirection: #SaturdaysAreMadeFor… 

Real back to school essentials

highly-functioningfangirl:

• Headphones
• 3 interesting facts about yourself
• a slightly exaggerated story about what you did this summer

thicccc:

*is a little boy from bradford*

*smashes it*